He'd sit in the corner
Averting that gaze
But still with the same fascination
He was considering the ramifications
It didn't help much

Her best friend, she told her
"It's only a phase
It's happening all over the nation"
But still it came again
The strangest sensation
Whenever they'd touch

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And sometimes he would think about girls
And sometimes he would think about boys
And sometimes he would think it so complicated
Oh no (oh no) oh, oh
And sometimes she would think about boys
And sometimes she would think about girls
And sometimes she would think of
How her mother would take it
Oh no (oh no) oh, oh

The boy in the t-shirt
A terrible tease
Was tearing apart his concentration
He knew he'd crumble
If he couldn't be patient
Oh, did he want to?

The girl with the blue hair
She wanted to squeeze
She couldn't turn down her invitation
How would she fit into her muddled equation?
If only she knew...

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For someone, someone
It seemed normality had gone
So long, so long
They lost it very nearly
Now they know it's really
Just the way they always were

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